Laboriffic!
Labor Day parties are exhausting.
I had planned to stop by Shauna's house for an hour ... and ended up staying 10.





When I came home, the conversation went like this:
JASON: Wow. You're drunk.
ME: I did not have any tequila shots.
JASON: Huh? What does that have to do with anything? You're still drunk.
ME: I'm just saying, I could have been drunker.
Nice logic.
I had planned to stop by Shauna's house for an hour ... and ended up staying 10.





When I came home, the conversation went like this:
JASON: Wow. You're drunk.
ME: I did not have any tequila shots.
JASON: Huh? What does that have to do with anything? You're still drunk.
ME: I'm just saying, I could have been drunker.
Nice logic.