MAGGIE: Is it raining? I hate rain.

LARRY: What?

MAGGIE: Rain. I hate it.

LARRY: No, no, no. You hate your rain, you hate Ohio rain. You don't hate desert rain.

MAGGIE: What's the difference?

LARRY: Desert rain is like gold, because it never happens. But Ohio rain is pretty much like pennies. It's worthless.

MAGGIE: Even if it is desert rain, it still means I'm going to get wet walking to my car. I don't even own an umbrella.

LARRY: Yeah, I have to go cover an outdoor game right now, so I'm not happy about it either.

MAGGIE: Ah-ha!

LARRY: Yes. Rain sucks.

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