I am a cat lady.

Need proof? I put my KITTEN in a SANTA HAT. And then I posed him and photographed him like a child or something.

It's pathetic. I can't even believe myself.

I'm worse than people who dress their dogs in expensive leather jackets that say "Spoiled Bitch" in tiny Swarovski crystals.

At least that's kind of stylish right now, thanks to Paris and her ilk.

Let me tell you, there's nothing cool or hip about putting Santa hats on cats. Not even close. I've got a one-way ticket to the rest home.

But first I need me about 82 more cats to dress up as elves.

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