Lovin' in the tubbin'
This morning Jason and I woke up early to splash around in the hot tub before I had to go to work.
ME: (suspicious) Why are you smiling? Why are you so happy?
JASON: What? I'm not allowed to smile?
ME: No. It's morning. What's wrong with you?
JASON: It's warm. We're in a hot tub. And there are palm trees and mountains all around us.
ME: Well, OK then. ... But NEXT time I'll know you're up to something.
ME: (suspicious) Why are you smiling? Why are you so happy?
JASON: What? I'm not allowed to smile?
ME: No. It's morning. What's wrong with you?
JASON: It's warm. We're in a hot tub. And there are palm trees and mountains all around us.
ME: Well, OK then. ... But NEXT time I'll know you're up to something.
By Joe Wessels, at 10:59 AM
Ditto the comment above. But make it a ladle. And hurry.
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