Sing us a song!
Billy Joel's atrocious rendition of the National Anthem at the Super Bowl reminded me of this -- one of my favorite stories ever about Jason:
Between our hectic schedules, I feel like Jason and I get such little time together. So on the weekends, I hate for any of that time to be wasted on sleep. I want to be awake NOW, not wasting one single minute.
I was leaping on the bed, shaking Jason, even prying his eyelids apart with my fingers. "Wake up!" I shouted.
"Why should I wake up?" he said.
"Because!" I said. "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday!"
Jason, with his eyes still closed, said:
"It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
the regular crowd shuffles in,
there's an old man sitting next to me,
making love to his tonic and gin.
He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
Back when I wore a younger man's clothes.'"
I grabbed my journal from the nightstand and handed it to Jason with a pen.
"You need to write this shit down," I said.
Since I'm not a Billy Joel fan, I'm not familiar with the lyrics of "Piano Man" outside of the chorus.
Instead, I thought Jason was some sort of sleepy genius poet.
Between our hectic schedules, I feel like Jason and I get such little time together. So on the weekends, I hate for any of that time to be wasted on sleep. I want to be awake NOW, not wasting one single minute.
I was leaping on the bed, shaking Jason, even prying his eyelids apart with my fingers. "Wake up!" I shouted.
"Why should I wake up?" he said.
"Because!" I said. "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday!"
Jason, with his eyes still closed, said:
"It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
the regular crowd shuffles in,
there's an old man sitting next to me,
making love to his tonic and gin.
He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
Back when I wore a younger man's clothes.'"
I grabbed my journal from the nightstand and handed it to Jason with a pen.
"You need to write this shit down," I said.
Since I'm not a Billy Joel fan, I'm not familiar with the lyrics of "Piano Man" outside of the chorus.
Instead, I thought Jason was some sort of sleepy genius poet.
By Lissa, at 6:27 PM
Simply classic.
:P
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